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Racism is officially over thanks to this shitpost. o7
Technically only ended racism against brown skinned people. We don’t know if they’d get the same results with a black egg
I got this weird blue egg. How do we be racist against those aliens from that stupid movie I only saw fifteen minutes of before I got bored, space fern gully
Shane please geht your alcoholism checked out. Think about your future!
No! Who will defend my niececousin from the space aliens that keep leaving their damn underpants on the floor?
We did it Reddit!
so true, I broke open and fried a bunch of people and they’re the same
I find that their diets make a difference.
Probably. But if we take the equivalent of like human embryos, they probably all taste pretty much the same. There isn’t much variation in eggs because they haven’t developed.
I don’t know man, have you had any from an overweight one? SO much juicier compared to a regular female.
I’m just drunk and talking shit, but now I wanna know, is there a difference in embryos based on their parent’s fitness level? Does pegnatcy diet affect the embryos growth … rate? … or whatever? Does it affect the babies weight at birth?
I’m just drunk and talking shit, but now I wanna know, is there a difference in embryos based on their parent’s fitness level? Does pegnatcy diet affect the embryos growth … rate? … or whatever? Does it affect the babies weight at birth?
Yeah, lol. But don’t try to apply that to chickens because they don’t have a placenta.

“We all just some eggs for real.”
~ William Shakespeare
c/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns is leaking
Please don’t peel people! They do look the same on the inside, but they also look dead on the inside once peeled.
Aw, I had to go out of my way to get the peeler machine schematic, and I built a base in okrans pride so I can peel as many holy nation guys as I can.
So… crack everyone open and see what’s inside. Gotcha.
Calm down, Sigmund.
I meant more in the mold of Maxwell’s Silver Hammer.
THESE ARE ALL GIRLS!!!
I’m kinda racist against white eggs. I prefer the brown ones for no good reason
That’s the whole grain ones
Smash people’s yolks to show you aren’t racist, message recieved!
Did we loop back around to rage comics?
Time is a flat circle
The OG. Wojak was sometimes featured in rage comics as “feels guy”, and some terminally online channers are angry about it.
Who else cannot upvote the post because it is at 420?
Ah, so the correct answer is to just hate everyone?
/s
Close, the correct answer was to crack everyone’s skulls like eggs and spill out their brains like runny eggs.
That’s your answer to everything
When in doubt, start cracking heads!
I’m not racist, I hate everyone equally.
Well, have you ever met fellow humans?
The message is that humans taste like chicken?
Do… do you think that eggs taste like chicken?
Yeah I’m pretty sure chicken eggs, by definition, taste like chicken.
Chicken eggs do
Only if you lick the unwashed shells
I love the taste of fresh cloaca in the morning.
Conceptually yes, realityually no
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My breakfast go-to is fried chicken with bacon, home fries and a glass of orange juice!
Great. Now my granola tastes like sadness.
Always has 🔫
Well, men anyway.
BBC or BWC, whatever, they all taste like cock.
UwU
No. The message was that to solve racism you need to crack open some skulls. Racists will stop being racist when you show the some brains.
Humans taste like pork from what I’ve heard.
I had boar meat once and it tasted nothing like people
I must perform a cross-sectional study on the population to confirm this claim
This reminds me of an old Bill Nye clip I saw once, where he explains that, biologically, there is no such thing as race. We’re all one race, the human race.
From there, we tend to sub-divide ourselves by cultures and geopolitical origins, but we’re still all the same regardless of what we look like or where we come from.
Race is a social construct. We are all just variants of the same species.
Ethnicity is a thing. Race is not.
Ethnicity is useful for social categorization, but it cannot be used as a stand in for genetic Principle Components. Ethnicity is also a construct.
Then explain why Vin Diesel just took my pink slip!?
Everyone’s looking for the pink slip, but what’s real is family.
It needs washing and he looks after family
You never had him. You never had your car.
This is true, but I think people often don’t even understand why race is a social construct, and what that means.
Race means something different depending on who uses the word and where.
If you, for example, read texts from 1920’s Continental Europe, race is often used as a stand-in for nationality: “the German race”, “the French race”, “the English race” and so on. This is because “race” is a meaningless “us versus them” term. It’s used to say “We are this, you are something else”. It’s used to glue together whichever group you determine to be the “in group” versus whichever group is the “out group”.
In the USA, there weren’t enough people of a specific nationality to form groups like that, instead the relevant groups were “us, the immigrants”, “the native people”, “the people from the next big political block in the south”, “slaves” and “those other immigrants which we don’t understand”. So that’s where we get “White”, “Native Americans”, “Latinos”, “Blacks” and “Asians” from.
At the same time, when talking e.g. about humans versus animals, the term “the human race” was commonly used too. So a race could refer to anything from which language you speak, which nationality you are from or which species you belong to. It really doesn’t mean anything at all.
In Europe, at the same time, the Nazis rose to power, and they were really clear on which race they thought was superior: Germans. They were not white supremacists, but German supremacists. They saw the English as a separate race and the white Americans as mixed-race race traitors. Which makes it kinda ironic that there are English and American neonazis. People the original nazis would clearly see as inferior.
After WW2 the word “race” fell out of use in most European languages (at least when referring to humans) and in the last few years it got reimported from the USA with the USA meaning of the term.
Incidentally, the term for “racism” did not fall out of use in Europe, so that still has the old connotations. This means that in German e.g. a German who hates all French people is a racist, while in US English he wouldn’t be.
The origin of whiteness is from the Spanish inquisition after the fall of Granada, white skin was used as proof that you had no Muslim or Jewish ancestry
There’s no coherent origin to any type of racism. Discrimination is “rediscovered” every single day by someone else, and the criteria that the discrimination is based on are “whatever is useful for an us vs them right now”.
There’s no overarching coherent logic or anything to that.
Just look into any primary school class to see exactly that in action.
Any justification for discrimination is post-hoc.

Yessss, all eggs must crack 😋
Yessss, all crack must egg.



















