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MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

What, all of you?

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MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago
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    No, I’M banned on Tesseract and so is my wife!

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      I also choose this guys banned wife.

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        You banned another guy’s wife?!

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          Don’t worry, he’s into that sort of thing.

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            I don’t kink shame

      • Ioughttamow@fedia.io
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        And my axe!

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          And my dildbow!

          • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world
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            That’s me!

          • okwhateverdude@lemmy.world
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            2 days ago

    • VoteNixon2016@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      This is the People’s Frontend of Judea, not the Judean People’s Frontend

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    This one time, at banned camp

    • jim_v@lemmy.world
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      I threw a fit and got fussy.

      • CubitOom@infosec.pub
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        Oh yeah? We’re you too woke? Did you suggest that trans people and immigrants deserve human rights? Did you imply that fascism or genocide is bad?

        Or maybe you just enjoyed that the voices of people that did were silenced in secret?

        • jim_v@lemmy.world
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          Nah, I just thought it sounded like “I stuck a flute in my pussy.”

          And I know the tesseract person threw a fit and got fussy.

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            Lol

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    I have no idea what Tesseract is, but I’m a bit annoyed that I’m not on the list. What do I need to do?

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldOP
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      i think it’s over, frankly

  • Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    The Tesseract dev turned me into a newt!

    • FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world
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      Did it get better?

      • Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        I mean I rather liked it actually.

  • Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works
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    It would actually be quite interesting to see what Lemmy looks like with this list in place, it will probably just be Lady Butterfly and a handful of others. He even banned Violet.

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      How did lady butterfly not get banned? She posts LGBT and feminist stuff.

      • Baŝto@discuss.tchncs.de
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        I assume only those who the dev ran into got banned.

      • Jankatarch@lemmy.world
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        Certain communities he banned entirely so maybe she just posts to banned communites? (What happened to quokka and definetelynotJessica, I believe)

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        I guess she was mild enough that she didn’t piss him off?

      • pewpew@feddit.it
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        deleted by creator

  • dual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️@lemmy.world
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    No, I’m banned on Tesseract.

    • Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      That’s actually hilarious. Please tell me it’s actually 3D printed and not AI.

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        I thought I’d seen the post for this, but this is the person selling them for a buck fifty.

        Or if you have your own 3D printer, posted the design too.

      • dual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️@lemmy.world
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        It’s very much real. The other commenter is correct; here is my post in the 3D Printing community about it. That contains the link to Printables where you can download the model, and also the link to my shop page (nudge, nudge) where you can buy one if you ain’t got a printer.

        (Before everyone gets mad at me, I have these priced at basically cost to keep myself in filament and electricity. I “ship” these by bunging them in an ordinary envelope, and postage alone is 82 cents out of $1.50.)

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        I am not confident AI would be able to so authentically recreate fdm 3d printer defects. Looks rather real to me.

        • dual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️@lemmy.world
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          Defects is right. The seriffs on the text at the top in particular are problematic. I really should get a 0.2mm nozzle dialed in one of these days, but I have other projects to contend with at the moment.

          I also can’t figure out just what the fuck Arachne is doing with the top layer perimeters in the 11 and 12 o’clock positions. Something about the text causes it to insist on shaping it that way, wheres the rest of the radial area is a nice geometrically consistent starburst pattern that catches the light nicely with that silk PLA. Oh well, it was only meant to be a physical shitpost anyway.

        • Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          That’s what I thought at first, then I didn’t have confidence in my own abilities because my brain thinks I’m stupid.

          • D_C@sh.itjust.works
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            Well don’t always believe what your brain thinks…that would be stupid!!

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldOP
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      Ah shit it’s it Solipsism Saturday again isn’t it

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    Did someone backup the list?
    I just got back from a 2-week holiday and missed the event, now it has been taken down and I’m dying of curiosity.

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      Here is the link!

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        Yay, I’m on there. I was worried for a second.

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          i seriously do not know how i am not on the list, but i’ll go huff my own farts and think up a reason

  • Abyssian@lemmy.world
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    I’m not banned on Tesseract, because I’m a big dick and the Tesseract dev loves big dicks.

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    Old and busted: Reddit bans

    New hotness: Tesseract bans

  • kirisamemarisa@lemmy.eco.br
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    i’m not (yet)

    but i did get a downvote from the tesseract dev

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    I didn’t make the list. I need to be more active.

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    Yes, me too, but the list is so long almost every active user is on it.

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      Yeah, the blocking seems pretty indiscriminate. Even I’m blocked, and I’m the sweetest, most innocent little dope-smoking bunny on the Fediverse!

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      Ouch :(

  • Tanis Nikana@lemmy.world
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    🐢🐢🐢

    • snoons@lemmy.ca
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      Okay, but have you considered:

      🐸🐸🐸

      • Tanis Nikana@lemmy.world
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        Not even once. No shell, feet don’t march, no tail bump. Not interested.

        🐢

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                                                                                🐸 🐸 🐸  
          🐸   🐸   🐸   🐸   🐸   🐸  

                                                                              🐸 🐸 🐸

                                                                        Ý̷̨͕̙̣͙͔̜́O̵̰͔̖͇̹̘͔̰̔̈́̎̄̄́͒͆͗̎̀̀̚͝Ų̸̼̯̠͖͓̟̭̜͙̱̳͚̳̅̇̈́ ̷̤̖̼͊́̀́̎̓͒̕͜͝L̵̡̰̹̽͗̌͋̽̏̇͒̆͛̆̀̈́͘͠I̵̧̨̥̟̪̰͓͉͎̮̖͉̔̂̑́̓͑̋̐̊͛͋̒̑͝K̵͎̳̺͎̤̬̱̝͇̗̺̲̞̣̎̒́̉̐̽̂̂̅͘̚̕͝͠Ę̵̢̧͓̦̭̐̆ ̴̰̪̈̅͊F̶̩̮̝̪̬͑̇̋̚R̴̛̰͇͉̗̰̓̔̓̇̒̐͜O̵̢̳͓̘̒̒̿̇G̶̝̟̝͖̤̐͋̈̍̋̈́̈̆̏͝ͅ

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            I’m not sure, 🐢 is the iconography of my whole entire marriage. I mean, my house is named Turtlehouse!

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              Your household symbol is non avian? Wow the ban list really does have some freaks

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    I’m banned, and my OG account is banned with a:regex entry!

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      Which ban is more prestigious? Regex or regular ban?

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        Regex was the vast majority, but Pat’s insane so who knows

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    Yep

    I assume it’s because I despise Zionists, would happily see every conservative burn and look forward to the fall of the US (once I get my fiancée out of there)

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      In case I’m not banned on tessaract (spelling?) I hate zionists as well and conservatives have been the worst in the US and for the US since the beginning

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