Poorly constructed sandwich. There is a talent to it.
If it’s a sub or something like that, tightly wrap in parchment paper and let it sit for 5-10 minutes or so to let things settle and come together. You will have a much better sandwich eating experience.
If it’s like a hamburger, you probably put too much shit on there. Yes, toppings are nice, but the price you pay for too many is stuff sliding out. Be more selective.
Lastly, if stuff comes out, you probably built it wrong. Tomato goes on burger patty because flats. If you put tomato above ingredientsl like pickles or lettuce, then yeah, it’s gonna want to go diagonal and slide out.
One must imagine the tomato, happy.

Words in title: 1
Words spelled wrongly in title: 1
Wouldn’t it technically be two words spelled wrongly?
True, and:
Words in title: 1
Words spelled wrongly in title: 2
would be funnier :)
Since there is a debate on whether or not the image is AI slop, I took it upon myself to use the 9+ year old image posted in the comments to recreate the meme. Congrations Lemmy on crowdsourcing an “AI free” shitpost! We should make this the default response rather than beating up on OPs. Make a fun activity out of a foul.
OP feel free to replace your image with this community sourced one. Make the world a better place, one shitpost at a time.

And you’ve been told multiple times that the image that was posted is definitely an ai upscale of the image you keep posting. So yes. It’s ai. Stop.
Stop trying to move things towards a positive outcome instead of constant negativity? No, I don’t think I will.
EDIT: Also AI upscale is not AI slop. One is done locally on your hardware by using vector logic to increase the resolution of an image. The other is theft of a number of images to “create” a new one while burning gigawatts of electricity. The fact that some marketing dickwad slapped AI on both does not make them the same thing.
Stop trying to say things are not ai when, in fact, they are.
Learn the difference between AI slop and AI upscale.
Ai upscale IS ai slop!
Cool cool. So, never play videogames given that upscaling is common. Never use an iPhone or android camera given that the same tech is used AND every image they produced is a composite created by the same vector graphics technology. Got it. 👍
You are correct that it is curious that we live in a society.
AI slop
I’ve seen this sentiment a few times online, so I have to wonder how you all are preparing your tomatoes and the sandwiches that they go in? I just don’t seem to have this problem
Cutting them up wrong? e.g. halved/quartered cherry tomatoes
Is it a stacking order thing? e.g. maybe between slices of Gouda?
Overuse of condiments? e.g. too much mayo/dressing around them
I always season tomato slices before using them, as it’s obviously against the Geneva convention to not, so maybe that’s the extra friction the war criminals are missing?
A wise man once said “Tomatoes are disgusting”
Given the quote you were responding to, I totally expected this kind of spike (although in a quick skim I didn’t actually see him using it on a tomato like he usually does)
That was well worth the price of admission. 😂
I’m not a huge fan of tomatoes in isolation, but there are a lot of very popular foods that incorporate tomato. Hamburgers have tomato. Chili has tomato sauce. Pizza has tomato sauce. Pico de gallo—what most people in the US refer to when they say “salsa”—has tomato.
Maybe if he hits the road just right it will fix his right thumb
This being ai slop is also mildly infuriating.
It is not AI. I found the image used in a nine year old YouTube video.

The concept may he similar, but the image you posted is actually generated or enhanced with diffusion based AI. Look at the pattern of the lines, and his right hand.
Also, the dot pattern in the ai picture is not consistent. If it were an original manga then the dots in the pattern would be perfectly spaced
I used your screenshot to recreate OP’s image. I think fixing AI slop with human curated shitposts might be a fun way to counter AI slop, rather than beating up on OPs who just want a laugh. Just a fun idea.
The plagiarism bot wasn’t even trying in this one.
It’s not the same image the one in the video is the original, the one above was run through AI look, at the right hand.
That’s why I glue mine to my sandwich.
I started doing this with pizza toppings and yeah it works for lots of other foods too!
AI at it again.
Get blocked, sloperator.
Shame on you.
It is not AI. I found the image used in a nine year old YouTube video.
Yes it is, it’s a AI plagiarized version!










