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Obligatory South Park “Sea Man” meme
Did someone say grimoire?
Probably planted by The Hero Himmel as a hint.
I really enjoyed this show!
Me too. I miss it a lot and fall isn’t as fun without it airing.
As many have guessed, the author’s teaching career at Hogwarts was very brief.
Have you ever tried it? Does it have any properties beneficial to baking? Is there any significant taste differenece?
A friend of mine had this book! He said he got it as a joke, but even so I never ate at his place again.
WHAT THE FUCK
Got this as a gag gift one year, pic isnt mine. I didn’t feel like looking for my copy lol
No thanks I’m vegan.
/sj
If it is given with consent, it should be perfectly vegan
This is a book you keep on a shelf next to your home bar so when guests see it, they don’t ask to sample your cocktails.
Ah, so that’s why they’re called cock-tails…
Oh, its not encouragement?
I remember this from the 2000s! I still think about the outrageous amounts each recipe needed
To be fair, I don’t think it specifically says human semen, and some animals can produce an awful lot in one load.
Every time I cum, I produce a quart.
You misspelled “squirt.”
It’s from a song haha.
is it possible to freeze semen?
Sperm banks do it.
Yes, the question is more if a normal freezer is sufficient
I’ll never look at flan the same way again. Thanks for ruining my favorite dessert for me.
Once you get past it and grow to like it it’ll have a whole new layer of kink - if you just embrace it…
Edit: my dumbass didn’t see the semen Textbar the top bit and thought it was a joke
Oh god… I’m not here to kink shame anyone but please don’t try to proselytize your kinks to me…
Oh… ಠ_ಠ
This is… whut? uhhh. ehrmm… Okay… yeaaaahhh.
No.
tasty is the word you are looking for
…Only if it’s from a vegetarian.
dunno, I’d also eat carnivorious plants
I remember seeing this book for the first time while picking shipments for Amazon, saw more than one copy of it shipped out
by the transitive property, this means trans men are indomitable (unless they want to be)
Be careful not to give conservatives more stupid arguments
If a Wiccan baddie needs reagents, who am I to say no?
Tadaaaa!FRIEREN NO!
FRIEREN
YESSSSSSSSSS
One grimoire pls
why is the cum black
They caramelized it first.
That should be a golden brown.
They carbonized it.
Microplastics, duh.
Came from Anders Klimax
I think this has been said before, girls, if you want to dominate the man you love, just have sex with him. Men are pretty simple, we desire the person who desires us and has sex with us.
I want to be dominated by a ghost! She would be translucent—and—can possess your prostate to squeeze and release at high frequencies! Her favorite music is “Scooby Doo-style,” and her favorite activity is rotating furniture when people aren’t looking!
It helps if the witch is hot.
That’s why they used to burn witches, people love hot witches, the hotter the better
Yalls don’t need rituals and spells to get that result, just be slightly nice to me.
…But I do deny them my- essence.
