Just let them eat cake!
Yet when Michelle Obama merely suggested that Americans eat better and exercise, the pedo GOP blew a gasket.
They’re all friends in DC. Its theater when they get upset with eachother so that we the people divide ourselves so they can stay in power and not be forcibly removed.
Capitalism will make vegans of us yet.
I was expecting like 2040. Ah, that’s right. “Faster than anticipated.”
JPOD Don’s Five Year Plan is audacious but it’s working

Thanks, Trump! The animals thank you, too!
– A vegan
Imagine humans revolting because they’re pissed they don’t have the luxury of supporting ongoing genocide of living beings in the name of immediate gratification.
Leave it to the vegans to make the most stereotypical insane takes and support fascist pedophiles.
Yeah, honestly, these price increases will be universal like every fucking time oil spikes. Yeah, beef will be more expensive, but so will rice, soy, beans, etc. Ya can’t change your diet to avoid that. For the record, my beef consumption already took a nosedive shortly after COVID, and likely isn’t coming back any time soon. Shit is too expensive to justify. I’ll have it maybe once a month, but it’s mostly poultry and eggs for me.
Wait, which message did conservative radio give my brainwashed family members to parrot?
“Eggs are too expensive, its the President’s faukt.” “Steak is too expensive, eat something else.”
I need to know what to expect at Thanksgiving.
Miyoko has a delicious tofurky recipe. It’s really good. Better than tortured factory turkey or the corpse of a murdered pig.
This is the play.
Cattle country hates this one trick!
Considering that beef is a potential carcinogen, it’s actually good advice. Plus, cattle are a massive producer of methane, which is far worse for global warming than CO2
Not to mention screw worms.
I actually agree. Eat less beef and more vegetarian meals. I ate beef today but I also had vegetarian meals 4 days in the last week
It’s not hard to have a vegetarian day. Think about it: on any given day maybe you have oatmeal or cereal for breakfast, then a PB&J for lunch, then all you have to do is have a CBR burrito for dinner, and BAM, you’ve had vegetarian day.
I’m also not 100% vegetarian, but I try to be more often than not. Because of various compelling reasons.
It is a lot easier to commit to being a sometimes vegetarian than to give up all meat cold turkey. Eating less meat is better for health and for the environment
Edit: I do want to also acknowledge though that if someone is reducing their meat consumption, that is great too. Any effort helps.
This isn’t necessarily true. I’ve seen interviews with plant-based health coaches who’ve talked about adherence being better when people do jump all in with a plant-based lifestyle. That’s what worked for me too, partly motivated by what I saw in documentaries about factory farms and slaughterhouses, and partly motivated by seeing my own family members die from preventable diseases way younger than they could have lived. Our choices have consequences, so there is urgency.
I went all in for as long as I could, messed up, then immediately tried again and pushed for even longer. Eventually something clicked in my mind and I knew, “I literally don’t even need or want this.”
Yeah bitch, we about to switch from beef to Eat the Rich.
No more beef
Make the switch
Eat the rich
Have you considered eating bugs yet MAGA?
I agree, we should add some succulent, fattened long pork to our diets.
Long pig? It’s really only good if the long pig was particularly well off.
Like all meat, it’s the sauce and condiments which make it edible.
Beef, it’s what’s for dinner… unless you’re too poor you worthless piece of shit
-the Trump administration
i am not against changing our diet per say. i can envision a future where we eat more bugs/algae proxies. when playing cyber punk i saw an ad for pizza with “REAL peperoni crickets” or something, and wile i know it’s out there to shock the player, the more i think about it the more i embrace it.
in this case i declare broken clock protocols, and know that this is a symptom to larger rot in society, but our current way of life was never sustainable, nor particularly healthy.
Meanwhile legumes: am I a joke to you?
Miraculous nitrogen fixing nutritional powerhouses with more culinary flexibility than virtually everything else out there, and y’all are so averse to putting some plants in your mouth that you’d start talking about resorting to eating bugs.
To be fair I do regularly take algae oil supplements I guess. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
jesus tap dancing christ.
the speed at which a vegan IMMEDIATELY shot me down as not good enough has to have been precognition.
but sure, yea, whatever, beans and other plants we are already eating should probably be involved and be more prominent in our diets.
damn!
You got served, suckah!!!
Uh dude, you’re talking about eating animals. What, you think I’m gonna be like, “Yeah eat those crickets! Fuck those guys!”?
But also, in this case I was more criticizing your dramatics about cyberpunk dystopias. Like yeah, meat is unsustainable, so of course things like this will happen. What does that leave? The stuff you should be eating more anyway.
The trump administration, best thing for the environment on accident.
Let Them Eat Slop!






