What in the quisat hadarach did I just see?

The Mummy is a masterpiece, why do you have to make this weird man?
Where do you think we are?
Gonna seize the opportunity to brag a little here, cause I actually had the chance to meet Denis Villeneuve 2 weeks ago. Nicest guy there is.
Did you test out the popcorn bucket with him?
No. But it was for a screening of Incendi so I had shocking news for him.
“The mystery of life isn’t a problem to solve, but a reality to experience.”
MWM Bi-holeud. (Man, Worm, Man)
This may sound dumb, but do movies really make their own popcorn buckets?
I’ve been thinking it’s a Photoshop type thing, but somehow this shit post is making me rethink that.
How long have they been doing this? Are they plastic? Do people collect them, or is it just deluxe garbage?
It’s deluxe garbage people collect.
Thank you mom and dad for not making me a collector.
They’ve been doing these special commemorative buckets for a few years now. I happened to be seeing a movie at the same time Taylor Swift’s movie was out, and I went into the Men’s Room, and someone had left an empty TS bucket on the sink. They’re expensive, so I thought about keeping it, but there are few people I care less about than Taylor Swift, so I took it out to the lobby and left it on a table for someone who gives a shit.
AMC alone is projected to make $100MM this year on novelty buckets.
I don’t want to be like people can’t have fun unless it’s on my terms but that seems… wrong.
Assuming it’s true.
The $100M isn’t just buckets. AMC told USA Today it’s for all their collectible merch, so drink cups, T-shirts and that kind of stuff count too
Wow, that must be at least 10 bucket sales.
💲💲💲
They been doing it since the 90s but it wasn’t popular until 2019. https://read.filmflavor.com/p/souvenir-popcorn-buckets-collectible-2024
Theres a company named Zinc in australia designing several of the novelty ones
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This movie already did, for a lot of us!
That’s literally what I thought when I saw it. Like what’s the appeal? GB a popcorn bucket with your boy?
Dussy
Shai-Hulussy
The cum must flow
He who controls the nut, controls the universe
Dunussy
Wait, it’s all gay? 🧑🏻🚀
yes, that’s how they’re convincing everyone on social media to do free advertising for this hideous, $40 popcorn bucket.
I bet you you’re right. I wonder if they even “primed” the first memes to get the viral load rolling
Let us say I suggest you may be human. Steady! I warn you not to try jerking away.
God Emperor DP fleshlight?
Inside bucket, lights dimmed:
Two figures move in the darkness, getting closer whilst unaware of the meeting fated to take place away from the masses.
They approach… unheard, leaving no sound or evidence.
From beyond, a voice echoes:
“Now kiss!”
I got badly traumatized by seeing the scene in the beginning, where they cut off Imhotep’s tongue, and put him alive in the sarcophagus, and throw the buckets of those flesh crawling beetles in there, and have never been able to watch the mummy movies. Seeing posts like this is probably good, since I get more hilarious thoughts about them. Maybe if I see enough shitposts like this, I will be able to watch them some day. So, thank you, kind stranger, for cursing me with this.
There’s no good reason this couldn’t have been The Prophet’s burned eyeholes.
Any holes the goal











