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A tweet reading “don’t talk to me like this ever again” above a screenshot of a notification saying “Cowabunga! You’re ovulating, dude!”
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And in a few years, it’ll read “ovum’s rdy on god frfr”
And, oddly enough, people still won’t be able to spell pragnent.
*pregrenant
*pregonate
Play it safe: Bum in the oven.
Bum or bun? :)
Bun in the ovrn
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Just leaving this here so everyone can go wild:
https://en.wiktionary.org/w/index.php?title=Category%3AEnglish_lemmas&from=PR
Going wild is how I got pergonent 😔
pregabalin?? 😨😨 but I thought you used condor 😫
That link doesn’t work for me.
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Well, it works on my desktop, but on mobile that link doesn’t work.
Sharing for those in this thread who’ve never seen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EShUeudtaFg
No Ragrets
Cowabunga! We just made $73 selling your ovulation status dude!
Totally fallopian tubular, dude!
Especially when so many big countries are run by fascists who are especially interested in such data
You track your ovulation cycle with an app.
I pee on a stick.
We are not the same.
Am I the only one wondering why David Bowie’s 1972-1973 alter ego is telling dudes that they’re ovulating? 🤔
He can induce ovulation in anyone, just like that
That’s probably why he was retired so quickly: overpopulation everywhere he performed was becoming a problem
pwetty pwease… myes… want,~
How did it know my superhero name?
Today I realised I’m okay with being called a dude if, and only if, it’s accompanied by cowabunga
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