Plot-twist: he’s in the alien files too and it’s super fucking bad
The aliens took him to epstein’s island.
Here we are, poised to enter intergalactic war, all because the US president raped some alien babies. The guy just can’t help himself!
We’ve gotten to the point we don’t even care if we made contact with an alien civilization. We just want justice.
I’m calling it here: Trump did not just rape a child. Everyone already knows that and he’s still trying to hide the Epstein files.
Trump murdered a child and then raped her corpse.
Or there’s a video of him having sex with Bill Clinton. Republicans would consider that equally bad.
Tacos from space… BTW how’s that spaceforce going
Someone can do a real big funny by leaking all the Epstein files to the internet, unredacted.
Operation Special Distraction
I’d rather face the extremely interesting and important Trumpstein Files.
Wasn’t this one of the countless things he’d say he would do in 2016 and then never did, like release his tax reports?
At this point I’m not 100% convinced he hasn’t also raped someone in the alien files.
Never seen more definitive proof that there’s “no there there” then when this fucking asshole acts like this is a big deal.
Is it me or are people just not that bothered about aliens, compared to in the 90s?
I was just thinking the same thing. Have we lost our curiosity?
Possibly ay.
I think most of us accept we aren’t alone, are satisfied with that and don’t really want to delve any further into it.
Your generation were told they are not there and you believed it. Thats about it.
The sightings stopped happening round about exactly the same time as everyone started carrying a video camera in their pocket.
Stopped? There are congressional hearings about military ufos as we speak… So what stopped?
I dont know. Its just competely obvious there are ufos to me, but sure, everyone thinks differently.
military ufos
So, not aliens then.
They are seen in military videos. Anyway, no point talking about this here.
I know there aren’t aliens in government hands, because the President would have sexually assaulted one by now.
what if he raped them aliens too…
Are we going to war with Iran today?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCP3LZoxABs
About to send a strongly worded letter?
Someone downvoted you because you’ve gone BANANAS asking for such a violent action. I upvoted you BUT, whoa, you need to calm down! You can’t just go straight to a strongly worded letter.
THAT’S TOO HARSH, TOO QUICK.
No, first they need to grumble nonsensically. Then threaten a -normally worded- letter…a few times. Then send that letter. Then and only then they’ll ‘threaten’ a strongly worded letter…a few times. Then it’s strongly worded letter time.
YOU DON’T GO STRAIGHT TO IT.
That’s madness. You’re out of control!!Or, they will sit in their armchairs and do nothing, just like they’ve done for the last year. And for most of the crime since 2016.
Plot twist: Trump outs all the worlds billionaires as aliens. It turns out that’s why there like that.
New crazy conspiracy theory: we’re being quietly targeted for extermination by a hostile alien species.
They could wipe us out in an afternoon if they wanted to, but they can’t just come right in and bomb us from orbit, as that would cause an interstellar relations incident, maybe mass unrest back home. But they also want us gone. We gotta go because we’re an advancing young species, near their territory, and are a potential future problem. We’re not dealing with an alien army attacking us; we’re dealing with an alien equivalent of the CIA. They’re here to do the dirty work quietly.
They know species at our level often run headfirst into environmental catastrophes as their technology becomes great enough to threaten the planet they live on. Instead of helping us, however, they’re throwing gasoline on the fire. They’ve brainwashed/replaced with clones the world’s wealthiest and most powerful people. And their behavior was psychologically programmed to maximize the chances of them leading us right into a climate apocalypse. Most species eventually get their shit together and place limits on extraction and pollution, less they all die. But if the right type of crazies are running the place, a species can just slam the accelerator as it drives off a cliff.
And when we eventually do burn ourselves alive in a climate Armageddon, the aliens will run news stories, lamenting the tragic tale of a poor primitive planet that couldn’t right its ways in time. No threat of war between great interstellar powers. No mass protests movements back on the homeworld. Just a potential future rival nipped in the bud, no muss, no fuss. Mass murder dressed up as death by natural causes.
So you’re saying aliens are treating Earth the way wealthy countries treat poorer countries…
Makes more sense to me than the truth that pedophiles are in charge and so greedy for more wealth they’d risk everything they own and the planet with it to gain some intangible number on paper!
I wish the world made this much sense.
