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where could one acquire such an apple, hypothetically?
I want to use this meme to draw attention to the fact that many fruits have a lot of varieties. Usually, people know this because of wines and grapes, since concord, pinot noir/grigio, chardonnay, nebbiolo are all different kinds of grapes and are vastly different. The same is true with apples too, but most people are familiar with the few they can pick at orchards. If there was an apple that could do what’s described in the meme, I wouldn’t be particularly surprised.
I want that apple even more now.
I feel like going full Snow White with and offering Trump an Apple.
Then again, he doesn’t eat food that was, you know, grown, so….
Trans lifehack
Was about to ask where to find some, asking for a friend of course
But it would make you a nullo?
It does not, in fact, do that.
“Speak for yourself” he says in a comically high voice.
sold!
we’re forcefemming the
whiteblackdiamondhouse~Oh my god, it’s from the garden of eden myth
If, hypothetically, some sort of person who didn’t have a dick and balls were to eat it?
you get all the dicksandballses that have fallen off since the last dickandballsless person to eat one
So this is just a snack for all trans people?
Yeah, like David Bowie
It’s expunging 15g of crotchmeat no matter what you do or don’t have, so buckle up.
So, for reference, studies like the sources for this article suggest the average human penis weighs between 70-100 grams.
So you’d be growing a micropenis at 15g. Not quite the effusive expulsion you were imagining.
Oh. So if someone had a
Wait. Penises get erect by engorging with fluid. Do you lose a smaller percentage if you have an erect vs flaccid penis while eating one?
Yes.
And you don’t lose all of it, if you’re particularly well-endowed.
Shouldn’t it be called Instant Trans Apple? Non invasive transition, very convenient.
I imagine it’d be more like the kind of removal one gets from other natural causes, like frostbite or a bloodclot. I.e. painful and necrotic
you left out snake and pumabite
This implies trans women are just men without genitals.
No it doesn’t? The apple doesn’t check if you’re a man before de-dickandballs-ing you. It’ll uproot the twig and berries whether you’re cis, trans, or intersex.
This implies the speed running community doesn’t exist
This has dire cobsequences for the furry community!
Your comment implies women that are trans and get surgery aren’t trans, just men without genitals.
No, it doesn’t.
Wait wait wait hold up
[several transfems are typing…]
Mm…mmmrrroow 🥺
Any other transfems want to join me in going on an adventure to find these?
Omg that’s horrible…
Where can one find one?
Calm down there Eve
