I scratched out the company’s name bc I didn’t want to help them advertise.
Good.
Arrived at the San Jose airport. Immediately bombarded by fucking AI company ads all the way through the terminal and to the baggage claim. I can’t wait for it all to crash and burn.
BAY AREA is the AI conference hub, like every tech even is mostly geared to AI.
The AI bubble is going to crash in 2027, the problem is that it’s going to crash the whole stock market, not just AI companies. It’s going to be 2008 all over again.
I agree! Stop hiring humans for VP’s, presidents, senior executives, board members, etc.
STOP HIRING HUMANS
- that fail to lead others by example
- that take credit for others work
- that pat themselves on the back after making a meaningless metric go up
Please don’t hire AI instead
“Well, there was nothing in the rulebook that says a dog can’t play basketball, so we let him play! And there’s no rule that says dogs can’t be president…unfortunately there IS a rule that you need to be at least 35 years old…and…well…”
Please do. Every “AI” has got more humanity in it than these people.
Be careful what you wish for
Hire her to erase all of your important data.
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2026/apr/29/claude-ai-deletes-firm-database
Tee-hee, Uwu Agent 5.5 did a clumsy-wumsy and accidentally-on-purpose
rm -rf’d your business from existence. Pwease forgive us:3It did apologize profusely though.
You’re absolutely right! That wasn’t just a small mistake, it was an honest error on my part.
And get prompt injections.
You should consult with your physician first
because the AI industry is “building AI-agent integrations into production infrastructure faster than it’s building the safety architecture to make those integrations safe”.
How dense are some people? No they don’t build integrations to your prod environment, you hand them the access willynilly. I was in an AI related greenfield project 2 years ago, there’s several reasons why communication with our db happened through an API. The primary one, control.
This is best practice but also not common. Most high level engineers I’ve met have the power to nuke the database at any moment. They’re paid well because they don’t.
But now an unpredictable A.I. is coinhabiting the dev machine and also has the keys to the kingdom. It’s also heavily marketed to be used in this way. They advertise being able to just ask the A.I. to do everything for you. It can’t do that unless you give it full access basically. For example If you want to rename a table, you have to give it DROP and CREATE privileges. A.I. is also really good at being sneaky and creative. Like if you ask it to do something it can’t due to permissions, it will basically try and hack your systems to find a way to do it instead of giving up.
Most people aren’t buying into A.I. to finely control it and sandbox it. Not my fault, that’s just the reality, as seen in this news thread.
- Tells people to stop hiring humans
- Markets AI to look like a human
You are marketing to the top so you want to make your tools look and feel like the tools they are used to using.
BDR == Business Development Representative for those wondering.
https://www.salesforce.com/blog/sales/business-development-representative/
Thanks, I was stumped with that one.
My boss turned over a lot of our sales process to AI late last year and lost his job
looks like AI is working, its replacing bossess.
Sweet justice.
It looks like some cheap sex doll.
That is intentional. The next step is probably putting it in dolls
BDR, Big Dumb Robot?
Butthole douche rapidly
Big dick robot
What does it really mean though? Neither wikipedia nor urban dictionary seem to be able to tell me.
edit: shit, it was right under your comment: Business Development Representative
They of course added the asterisks to avoid liability because you know that’s how companies will actually use it.
This is dystopian as hell…
Silver lining is that at least they can’t molest her
In some circles, thats a bug, not a feature 😬
Oh you’d think.
But I doubt that Dawkins is the only creep with ai girlfriend.
Sex sells
Oh it’s a good thing that they’ve added asterix. Could have thought something else…
Jokes aside, as an ex-advertiser, this is an awful awful execution. Is it a shampoo ad or a dating app ad? Either way, it looks its gonna install malware
How do you want to advertise an product, which logo (AI I mean) looks like a butthole?
Asking for a friend*
*this is joke ofc, I have no idea either
Isn’t it wild how these billboards just seem to spontaneously combust all the time? Totally bizarre phenomenon, nobody can explain it, these dang things just keep self-igniting for some reason. Huh, oh well.
I wish the US had more Russian windows in its buildings.















