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    bro, smokin 2 j’s to myself and thinking that i’m not about to create a goblin concoction of whatever i can toss in a bowl or eat straight from the jar, is downright silly. absolutely whimsical thinking. in a state like that, i’ll eat anything remotely edible

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    Two joints and no snacks? Ain’t no way I’m sleeping like that dawg, I’d be waking up having sleep paralysis demons shaped like an evil Dorito sitting on my belly at around midnight for sure.

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    I don’t understand how you’re supposed to go to bed without eating a sandwich first, with a bunch of salty, crunchy chips, followed by something chocolatey, then a bunch of other stuff, oh shit, it’s 1:30 am, I have to go to bed…

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    someone should make a sub where the gimmick is that you can only post while high and we debate about random high thoughts

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    Smoke 2 joints in the morning

    Smoke 2 joints at night

    Smoke 2 joints in the afternoon

    Makes me feel alright…

  • Oh, my daddy he once told me, “son, you be hard working man”

    My mama she once told me, “son, you do the best you can”

    But then one day I met a man who came up to me and said

    “Hard work good and hard work fine, but first take care of head”

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        Possibly the oldest I’ve ever felt was realizing that the baby in the Santeria video is now in his thirties and the singer of the band

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          “I ain’t got no crystal ball”

          It gets a lot worse when you saw those fuckers live in concert more than once, and now you’re wondering what that means about how old you are now…

          Edit: I already went through a solid 10 years of trying to reconcile Bradley and the bands affect and influence on my personal heroin addiction. I think I finally came to terms with that around 2007 or so, a few years after I finally kicked

          I took all of that very personally

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    2 joints

    Humongous platter of various veggies and fruits and salad with low cal dressings.

    Like just so much produce.

    Become a plant

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    I stopped smoking weed because my lady is super straight-edge no-nonsense etc. I got so fucking fat since then.

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        For real. Can we have 90s weed again? I want to puff on a joint all evening and get a good buzz, not be spun out of my gourd.

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          Idk bout your area but if you shop around your local dispo’s (assuming a legal state) you can still find older strains for sale that lab test under 15%THC. They’re way nicer to smoke over longer periods than the industrial 25-30%THC stuff most places push now.

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            I think you’re right. My dad tells me stories about back in the 70s at parties, the people who were smoking weed were smoking joints all night like they were cigarettes and just getting a good buzz. That’s what I want.

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          I learned recently that most modern marijuana strains have essentially the maximum amount of THC that is physically possible (about 30 wt% of dry flower), and now the main differentiator between strains is the turpene content. There are many different kinds of terpenes, and they result in significantly different experience profiles. Here is a leafy link with more info: https://www.leafly.com/news/strains-products/top-cannabis-strains-and-terpenes

          Humulene has an appetite suppressant effect, but it is rarely the dominant terpene.

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          That’s what I grew up smoking in highschool lol some of the shit they make today leaves me curled up shivering under a blanket… Lately I’ve been making a drink with that new Cheech and Chong “Judges Stash” and Crystal Light. I sip on it for a while and it just mellows me out after work

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          Meanwhile here I’m getting angry reading complaints from potheads who don’t have to spin the roulette as to whether they’re gonna be couch-bound or bouncing around on any given day.

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      The trick is to get healthy munchies.

      Don’t get a pizza, get a grain bowl. Or a parfait. E’rybody loves parfait.

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        That’s what I mostly do but the issue is amount. Proper munchies will easily let me down an entire bag of nuts but that’s like a gazillion calories.

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          That’s not necessarily munchies…I did that once before I ever smoked, with a 1lb bag of almonds up all night cramming for finals in HS.

          Really I didn’t intend to stay up all night studying…I spent most of the night trying to pass almond paste through my sphincter. And then sitting uncomfortably and tired through all the tests the next day.

          I think that’s an anecdote more related to Binge Eating Disorder, which is often linked to ADHD.

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        While high on 420, I made the questionable choice to spend $100 on pizza. I later realized it wasn’t that bad of a choice after all, because I had leftovers for days