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VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

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VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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      Fuck yeah! Hand me that horse cock sized RooR.

    • WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world
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      Happy cake day!

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      Fuck that! We smoked our weed out of apples and tin cans like our hogcrankers before us

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    Alt view: vapes prepare you for pleasuring our future robot overlords ☝️

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      Gotta have SOMETHING to offer them if you don’t want to be liquidated

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        Better to be Lubrication over Liquidation

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    Nice try, still not vaping

  • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works
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    Why is the “y” in you capitalized?

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      So you know it is about a human and not a robot.

    • Holla@feddit.org
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      Perhaps they omitted the punctuation and it’s supposed to be two sentences.

      To the next question: What’s the ‘to’ doing there?

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    Sucking robot dick trained me to vape. Checkmate, atheists.

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    Personal Electronic Nicotine Inhalant System

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    Where do we train for robot cunnilingus?

    • Slovene85@sh.itjust.works
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      Close enough

      • Elvith Ma'for@feddit.org
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        https://xkcd.com/243/

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        Runescape on the nub got me prepared

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      I think you just hold the button until it resets. That’s what a friend told me anyway

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        Pressing down on the little red button and very gently rocking

        … can produce gushes

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    There’s a fetish for everyone.

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    “Why did they even design you to have this?? Who designs robots with dicks!? Mad scientists are real!”

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      *mad engineers

      Most mad scientists are actually mad engineers

      Do you have a mad control group? Which mad journal did you publish this in?

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        If they’re running an experiment without a control group that has more than one subject, they’re mad empiricists.

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        Randal Monroe, there is an XKCD article in here…

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      Who designs robots with dicks? Sex-tox companies in a society that has relatively cheap consumer robots, presumably.

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        And if that’s the case, peeps are probably getting one so they can suck some dick.

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    With the quality of teledildonics these days, I’m already there… W’s in the chat for my fellow Robosexuals!

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    Crosspost this to the Shirts That Go Hard community.

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        There is art everywhere, if you know how to look for it

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    I prefer to stick to normal ones 😊

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      Not with this nickname please

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        Don’t worry, I’m 18+ 😘

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          Damn, how many classes you fail??

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            ass > class

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              glad you like it! 😘 follow for more 💙🩵

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                Likewise!

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            actually none 😇 my nickname is due to my favourite fetish 😼 Don’t worry, not a pedo 😅 but looking to capitalise on them due to my petite teen appearance 👀 Oh and btw, I did use to suck my xbf dick while still at school 😊

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    And my gender identity is 01.

    Comment crossposted from https://lemmy.world/comment/25026713

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      wait, is that int or bin?

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      Sure, but are you big-endian or little-endian?

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    If the robot dick gets me high still then I’m in. Basically the plot of Naked Lunch but robots instead of aliens, the typewriter is a laptop

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    When the vape gets me high, it seems like a fair trade off.

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