You got my hopes up. I read MMA instead of MIA for a second. Now you have to make it happen or I’m gonna cry.
Nah, it’s totally cool. I can just not show up at my job for two to three months and it’s fine. /s
Just wait until this shit starts happening to supreme Court justices :(
Oh I care.
I hope he’s alive and not dead. Alive but sick and in a lot of pain.
He’s on life support. Not officially dead. Only situation that makes sense.
He’s a zombie moose by now.
And have you forgotten that twitter/x is owned by a nazi? write this shit yourself and don’t repost from there
Ah shit if it’s not perfect just don’t do it.
He’s not really MIA, we all know exactly where he is.
Hell?
They’re using this to test how long Americans will tolerate having a clearly dead person hold elected office for when Trump finally farts himself to death
And if evidence is anything to show, they’ll forget in approx 4 weeks.
Why when there’s already Grassley. Hell they had Diane Feinstein still voting for what a year after showing she had no mental facilities or ability to do anything without massive assistance?
We’ve moved on from demanding answers. Now people just say, he’s dead, and carry on.
Turning what’s left of him into a realistic skin suit and finding a suitable actor who can imitate the way he speaks isn’t done in a few days.
You’d be surprised what can be done with ai voices now!
I don’t actually care anymore
He’s just resting
Resting in a freezer.
He’s pining for the fjords!
Hibernating
The only vegetable the FDA has yet to recall.
And yet he gives me the shits more than anything else.
He made a large enough campaign contribution that they never will recall that one.
Hes dead
He absolutely has to be, or at least has such brain damage he cannot function properly. They wouldn’t go through so much to hide his state like this.
They’re hiding the entire state of Kentucky?
I guess I’m good with that.
But…muh Jack…
Accuttaally He’s on life support and being flipped twice a day to prevent the corpse from infection
Maybe he moved to Moscow
Still waiting for anything to actually come from it AND be able to finally officially celebrate
Just celebrate now. Worst case scenario is he’s not actually dead but will be soon, so you can celebrate twice!
YeahI know. Maybe if I find another bottle of bubbly to try out
Yep. Be interesting how they wiggle out of this.
As a non-USian I properly don’t care. You guys over there have far greater problems than this.
Mmm I don’t know about that, if anything this either reflects or is one of their biggest current problems.
There’s a good chance this Senator is dead, if not he certainly can’t serve as a Senator. That’s being disregarded and/or covered up.
That’s a serious issue within their government.
That’s a serious issue within their government.
Put it on the pile…
Yeah pretty much
Exactly. This is just an amusing symptom of a much more serious problem.
That’s not too bad. Remember when they uncovered a child pedophelia ring, locked up a women and then told us we’re moving on from it.
