Oh ok nothing to worry about then
“dykes on bikes”
Money lovers… are we called greedy for wanting to raisw the minimum wage? While the church megapastors are considered a good example.
I’m in this picture and I LOVE IT !
Lol, what’s the problem of liking sports?
Also, Dykes on Bikes sounds pretty metal
Dykes on Bikes vs Chix with Dix on the mainstage at this year’s Battle of the Bands!
Me and my darling: What do you think of this sexual position?
God: Looks paganly delightful!
Where all my Pot Smoking Little Devils at?
cough
“All non-homemakers”? That’s literally anyone who has a job. Such a wide net. I love it. I’m a “non-homemaker” from now on.
What is an ankle biter?
Slang term for a kid.
A “badly behaved”/annoying kid is how I know of it being used
Or a tiny dog with a loud bark.
There’s this church group that would show up to my university once every year holding signs that read:
"IF YOU ARE:
Liberal Atheist Buddhist Hinduist Agnostic Muslim Etc Etc
YOU WILL GO TO HELL"
We had a running joke that they could and did put anything they wanted on that sign except “jewish” which would be the only thing that would get them banned from campus lol.
GOD WILL LIARS JUDGE YOU!
“False religions”

I just saw this as a sticker on a sign earlier and now here? Wtf is this a joke? I fucking LOOK at something and it shows up in my feed like HOW??
Religious people are the single most 2 faced crowd I’ve ever met.
Shout out to my fellow ankle biting homo porn freaks
Are you a chihuahua?
On the internet, no one can tell you’re a dog.
Bro, we can all tell. We’ve just been too polite to say anything.
Get some help. Destroy a throw pillow. Shit on the entryway carpet. Do chihuahua things. Get off the internet.
Fuck
Apparently, all small dogs go to hell.

I knew you’d relate, dingdong









