I don’t think someone can humiliate you, you can only let yourself feel humiliation.
And I don’t think I’ve ever seen Melania feel anything except disgust with her husband and general malaise.
Just another grift… She got 28 million dollars from Amazon for this. I’m willing to bet she doesn’t give a fuck about ticket sales.
Lazy of amazon to bribe trump with a dumb movie and then fail to ensure some tickets were bought to pretend anyone showed. Its one thing for the right to be corrupt, but they go on to always try to be corrupt and do a bad job in executing the grift. They even suck at sucking.
I dunno how you get a whole movie out of her story. What is there to tell?
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Eastern European model
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Sleeps her way into the family of a rich asshole
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Has baby to secure long term seat at the dinner table
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The end
That’s a story everyone has seen play out 1000 times already.
Illegally worked in the USA too.
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The loser, Nigel bought one of 3 tickets.
He probably bought all 3 to fit his inflated ego.
On the movie’s (real) IMDb page
Have you noticed that Melania has no displayed star rating or reviews. Has any movie had those things hidden before?
I hope it makes no money, but becomes a sort of Rocky Horror Picture Show esc group viewing phenomenon with audience interaction out of pure mockery.
Arrr be sure to give as little money to the creators as possible me hearties
What the fuck is possibly the content of this movie?
How to pretend to have a headache so you don’t have to sit on the mushroom again?
Melania’s early career as a queer-baiting wannabe porn star?
The story of the first mail order bride to become first lady?
The story of the last occupant of the East Wing?
Where to find Dick Tracey’s haberdasher?
It’ll be 90 minutes of her servicing guests at Epstein Island, then 30 minutes of legal threats that she is not now, and never has been a prostitute.
Melania’s early career as a queer-baiting wannabe porn star?
Wouldn’t those films sell better? Assuming she actually did any.
Oh she did, I’m referring to various things in this post but yeah she did some queer-baiting photo shoots as a model.
No shame in being gay or even being “gay for pay” or a sex worker or any of these but she and her husband are vile, trashy hypocrites and are trying to dismantle rights for LGBTQ+ people. So, I think it’s worthy of ridicule.
I do remember a nudity scene involving Donald Trump in The Apprentice.
Rotten tomatoes reviews… totally not bots.
Jeez, I sure hope they are bots. She has been a complete non participant when it comes to doing the tasks a First Lady does. Outside of her “I don’t care…” bullshit, she’s just done nothing. Well, except consistently try to weasel out of all attempts by her husband to touch her, anyway.
teriffic
Guess who wrote that one
His name is STEWART and he is NOT a bot. Real guy, terrific guy, he does a lot of great stuff. Does a LOT more than some of the other people there, you know the other kind. DONT buy into the Left’s brainwashing! THANK YOU for your Attention to this MATTER!
–JOHN
humiliation. must get off on it. pattern seems to follow her ever since she answered the ad for epstein island modeling opportunity.
Isn’t it an Amazon film, not Netflix?
Netflix is streaming it.
They’re really not. It’s just now being released in a theater. Not only that but it was paid for by Jeff bezos and Amazon. So why in the world would you think that they’re streaming it on Netflix? When in all reality it’s going to be streamed on prime video and not watched by a single person except for bots trying to raise the view count.
That commenter just says things assuming people won’t check. Note the name and you’ll start seeing inane takes regularly.
really?
No.
Why would anyone in the UK want to see that film. Even the biggest right wing flagshaggers don’t seem to care.
Does she have family there?
Not that I know of, but right-wing flag shaggers can be very strange
I hope they both got refunds
Probably not from the theater (would be hilarious though) but since I would imagine they were online reviewers they may have been paid to watch it, which is close!
That be great if the were paid to watch it and still asked for a refund.
This movie can contain the Epstein files and we wouldn’t know about it.
That would’ve been great advertising.
But then again, it could feature Trumps dick pics and the name of the real Luigi, and I’d still not bother watching it, because Melanie is soo despicable boring.
Surely the only people buying tickets are teenagers who want to have sex in an empty theater?
“Paradise Alley” was pretty good for that, back in 78.
Don’t ask how I know.
I’d agree if I didn’t think that every single part of the movie would vaporize every bit of libido in a 2km radius.
Probably. The movie is so damn repulsive I wouldn’t be near a cinema playing it.
